Profile: Decoding the Dispatcher

Tom Hoyle talks to Derek ‘The Dispatcher’ Thatcher, the self-confessed climbing nerd, master of the slopey, frictionless Castle Hill top-out, and indubitably the most productive New Zealand climber of the last ten years BANNER IMAGE: Daniel Jenkins Derek earned his nickname ‘The Dispatcher’ a long time ago. The moniker’s due to his uncanny ability to send things no matter how unlikely the solution might seem. Since earning the handle he has relentlessly refined this ability to solve climbing problems, applying his…

Profile – Matt Cochrane: All-’Strayan, All Crushn’

Elizabeth Cuskelly profiles Queensland climber Matt Cochrane, for whom 2014 was a cracker of a year This year has been a big one for Matt Cochrane: he’s done a grade-30 trad ascent at Mt Coolum cave, taken out the Open division for both the bouldering and lead Queensland State titles, had trips developing new blocs in Macintyre Gorge and has generally been a bit of a climbing beast. If Australia had the equivalent of the all-American stereotype, Matt would fit…

Measuring Up

Denby Weller nearly finds out the hard way that all is sometimes not what it seems in the first of a new series of columns for VL on the pitfalls of being a beginner climber Lesson Number One: How long is a piece of string is not a rhetorical question I sat in the shadows beneath the iconic route To Bolt or Not To Be (5.14a/32), as bald eagles wheeled overhead, and tried to decide between laughing maniacally and bawling….

Dirtbag vs Douchebag

Crazy John Fischer examines the critical-yet-subtle differences between climbing’s dirtbags and imitation Louis Vuitton handbags In an attempt to keep the climbing trip going forever, climbers are notoriously frugal, often to a fault. Most of us put up with each other’s scrounging and even encourage it. Good ol’ climbing dirtbags living out of their cars and drinking goon around the campfire are cliché. But we dirtbags are always walking a thin brown line. This article explores when you cross that line…


Australian Editor’s note to issue eleven of Vertical Life. Download the Vertical Life App from iTunes or the Kindle Fire App Store here. Of all the seasons I find Summer the most evocative. Perhaps it’s because it is the smelliest. Summer is all about the olfactory senses; the thick fug of sweat, sunscreen and musty camping gear on the drive home from the crag; the sweet, ephemeral scent after rain has swept over the dry Wimmera plain (it’s called petrichor, I think); the low-level chemical tang of chlorine overlaid by…

Protein, Power & Pulling

The world of nutrition advice is filled with many old wives’ tales, while social media allows anyone with an opinion to provide inaccurate information. In the first of a new series of articles for VL, Amanda Cossey dispels some commonly accepted food myths Myth One: The more protein I eat the quicker I will recover and the stronger my muscles will be! Myth Two: The harder I climb the more I need a protein supplements. For many climbers and sportspeople…

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