Super simple comp – buy a LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO CLIMB SHIT ROUTES t-shirt and you could WIN BIG – $550 BIG
The older you get the more life rushes past, your sense of the preciousness of time grows, as does the realisation that life is too short – too short to spend waiting in traffic, too short for long queues, too short for bad relationships, too short for shit coffee, too short for time-wasters, crappy jobs, the Biggest Loser, fights with friends, jazz… but most of all, LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO CLIMB SHIT ROUTES.
It’s a motto we live by here at VL*, and for the past couple of years we’ve been dropping our LTSTCSR slogan on photos of some of Oz’s best routes. Now we’ve whacked it on the front of our all-new, high-quality AS Colour T-shirt, just in time for the season of Saturnalia – the season to party, to celebrate, to over-eat, quaff too much booze, spend time with your loved ones, and, of course, worship the God of Consumption – GOC.
It’s in that spirit we bring you our own votive to the GOC. Get it for your loved one, your truest belayer, your worst enemy, your worst root, your mate or your mum. Spread the message: LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO CLIMB SHIT ROUTES.
Get one and you could win a Beal Booster 9.7mm DC 60m rope (RRP $319.95) and six Black Diamond Livewire Quickdraws (RRP $39.95 apiece) – all up worth $559.65** all thanks to the great people at Sea to Summit. How’s that for a fat stocking filler to fill the dreams of any climber?
Buy your T-shirt before 5pm EST 22 December 2015 to go into the draw (one entry per T-shirt, so buy 50 to multiply your chances; Australian residents only). The winner will be drawn by random lottery and announced on 23 December 2015.
Buy it here.
*although like rules, mottos are made to be broken.
** yes, if you’ve already bought a LTSTCSR T-shirt you are automatically in the draw.