Grading is no place for letters and decimals and plus signs and slashes – you can bank on the Ewbank! Yes, we in the SoHem have one glorious stream of ascending numbers expanding into an infinite future. Our grading system is elegant, in the pure maths sense, much like we are.
For the first time the Earth is shown the right way up, with us at the top, as opposed to the US at the top. This shirt is anti-stink, has the perfect fit, comes in a vibrant photo-approved colour, improves the performance of the wearer by at least one Ewbank grade and is a talisman of your awesomeness. It even has the Climbing Unicorn on it.
Display your belief that #Straya is the best without having to get a Southern Cross tat. Or if you’re a stranger to our land take this shirt back with you as a marker of your time in a simpler, better place. The VL t-shirt is for you.